Good times.

So. I'm still awake. Why? Because I had a 4 hour nap today. Why? Well, I had a really short night. Why? Because I got trashed.

That's right. My (usual) weekly drinking party was Wednesday night. My friends Jody and Marianne (and me of course) traveled to Missouri to get some alcohol. We had to bring Jody's friend, Donte, to actually buy it because like any of us are old enough yet. So we got a big bottle of Vodka, 2 bottles of Mountain Dew (because Vodka straight is like drinking finger nail polish remover) and 2 bottles of Sunkist (a fizzy screwdriver - which is orange juice and vodka). Our ORIGINAL plan was to drink half the bottle of vodka wednesday night and drink the other half tonight (Thursday night since technically right now it's Friday). Well, that didnt really happen. I was over at Jody and Marianne's dorm with their roommates Heather and Jessica. Jessica stayed in her room while we drank tho (thank god or else something would've went down last night). Heather and Jessica have this extreme hate relationship. Get them drunk and someone's gonna start throwing punches. But nothing did so that's a plus. Anyway, their neighbor, Julia, came over (like always) and we started playing beer pong, technically vodka/mountain dew pong. Julia gets bored real fast. Suddenly, she was like, "Who wants to do shots with me?" No one would because we're not that stupid. BUT Marianne and I gave in and then three of us had like 4 or 5 shots. And this is straight vodka shots. It doesn't take that much vodka to fuck you up good. So the three of us were all loopy and shit. Apparently I started dancing and Julia ... well I'm not sure where she was. Marianne started talking to herself. After our nice vodka shots, we were down to like a fourth of the bottle of vodka left when the guys came over. Sooo, Julia, me, Jody, and the guys (Courtney - yes he's a dude - and Jeremy) started taking shots with what was left. I think each of us had about 5 or 6 more. Overall I had about 10 or 11 straight vodka shots. If you know 4 is enough to do you in for the night, try 10. I think it turned out to be a great night. Especially when us girls turned out to be tougher than the guys when taking shots. Them pansies had to have something to drink right afterwards - which makes the vodka go down easier - but if you're gonna do it, be tough about it! So once the vodka was gone, which only took us like 5 hours to finish (which is good timing for 7 people) we didn't wanna call it a night. SO we pulled some strings and a couple more guys came over with a 30-pack of Keystone Light - beer - and we played some REAL beer pong. By the way, if you start drinking beer, NEVER drink Keystone Light. That is just disgusting. It's like drinking fizzy piss. It's so nasty. Learn from me - dont drink it. It may be the cheapest stuff but trust me, it's worth it to put forth a few extra bucks and get the good stuff. But I guess when you're drunk, you don't really care as long as there's alcohol in your hand.

Needless to say, I woke up this morning extremely hungover.

We didn't drink again tonight because we were all still feeling it around the time we usual start so we settled for a drinking night next week. But man, I was sitting in my sociology class this morning and, even after I took a shower, I still smelled like beer and vodka. I was so sick that just thinking about how nasty both of them were that I almost up-chucked in the class room. But I held my stomach. I managed to make it through my classes - only had 2 but their were spread apart which didn't help. And, to piss me off more, Jessica - whom we all hate now - didn't even go to class this morning. Out of the 7 of us drinking, the only sober one - Jessica, didnt have a drop of anything to drink - DIDNT GO TO CLASS. Every single one of us drinkers toughed it out. So now we're all pissed off at her which nobody blames us for. I heard from Jody (who's Jessica's roommate) that Jessica's first class was at 9.30am and she woke up at 9.15am claiming that she didnt have enough time to get to class. It's a fucking 5 minute walk or a 5 second drive so she had time to get up, throw clothes on and go. What made it worse, she had 3 classes today and skipped them all "because she was too tired."

Well, Jessica, if you're reading this, I have two words for you - FUCK. YOU. And by the way, none of us did anything to you last night so you have no reason to call us irritating. You could've easily left the dorm and hung out with your stupid boyfriend, who, by the way, is in fact a jerk. I'm going to agree with your sister's husband. From what I hear, you'll be screwed in the long run.

Phew. Now I feel better.

I'm getting sort of sleepy and I have a new idea. Instead of a song of the day, I'm changing it to video of the day. Could be a song or a random video. This time it's a random video.



Ha. Love it.

Have a good day/night/weekend/insert ending word here!