AHHHHH

Now I'm gonna rant.

While I was at the mall with my friend Chase, I got a text message. It was about President-Elect Obama. I understand that there are people that dont like him but I do and I would appretiate it if these kinds of messages would not be sent to my phone. Kay? Thanks.

Jen: FWD: If an apple and obama were dropped from the same tree, who/what would hit the ground first? The apple because obama's rope would stop him half way down.

Naturally, I got pissed. And here's what I said (thanks to Chase)

Me: It's a good thing he had a bungee chord then.

Of course, a bungee chord wasnt intended in the making of this stupid "joke".

Jen: But he's black. His place is to be hanging from a tree like the slave times.
Me: That's fucking racist.
Jen: It's a joke. Calm down.
Me: Dont tell me to calm down because that's not funny and a joke is suppose to be funny.

After that, I got no response. I'm guessing we're not on speaking terms anymore?
Oh well, fine with me.

Bitch.